zeldathemes
My gay lovin', funny side of life stuff

CAUTION! Will have Stony, smut and funny ass things on here. Proceed with caution.
You have been warned.

mostly-perfect:

So one time my dad bought a skeleton for Halloween, and one day he decided to place it in the kitchen to scare me and it went too far…

text post meme: howard stark edition

faun-songs:

Midway through doodling this I remembered that almost 70 years later Bucky still can’t apply makeup properly and burst out laughing

tsundereslasher:

aou cast text posts | sdcc 2014 edition

swanqueen5295:

after the battle of New York

swanqueen5295:

after the battle of New York

vvidowsbite:

capsbvcky:

i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve

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but he keeps on dodging

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which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away

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like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS

# GOD STEVE JUST LET ME STAB YOU

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

villainery:

awwww-cute:

What can I get for you?

4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

vengerturtle:

“Jarvis’s holographic keyboard designs were replete with exotic symbols and undefined characters. Meinerding adapted keyboard characters from sources as diverse as mythology and electrical engineering figures…The net result of such subtleties reinforces that the mind of Tony Stark is so advanced that he and Jarvis are essentially speaking to each other in a language uniquely their own.” - The Art of Iron Man

vengerturtle:

“Jarvis’s holographic keyboard designs were replete with exotic symbols and undefined characters. Meinerding adapted keyboard characters from sources as diverse as mythology and electrical engineering figures…The net result of such subtleties reinforces that the mind of Tony Stark is so advanced that he and Jarvis are essentially speaking to each other in a language uniquely their own.” - The Art of Iron Man

"of course" game: the person who laughs first or can’t accept the other’s comment loses

dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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"Is there a problem with my burger?"