zeldathemes
My gay lovin', funny side of life stuff

CAUTION! Will have Stony, smut and funny ass things on here. Proceed with caution.
You have been warned.

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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pleatedjeans:

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thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night
solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

thatweirdcanadian:

myocardiac:

i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night

solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume

if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope just lying around

mainheaux:

Me and my little brother do free style rapping for fun and I always cheat and do nicki minaj verses cuz he doesn’t know nicki minaj songs and he thinks I’m such a good rapper and always says I should record my own song…. I’m a piece of shit

iskandamn:

brightness:

look at this sweet gender bent iron man design

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steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

freeshooterxig:

freezepride:

scarecrowartist:

Ever since Otakon I’ve been feeling this tugging at my creative heartstrings to make some doujins of my OTPs. Lexvex happened to be the one that I had an idea for.This is really like…. a SUPER rough. I actually am thinking about elaborating on this. Making it a 10-15 page doujin. Cleaned up and everything.WE SHALL SEEEEEEE

I’m just gonna pile all these feelz up in this corner over here and roll around for a while. WHY U SO GOOD AT DRAWING MY OTPSSSSS? This is awesome. :D

///”Making it a 10-15 page doujin”ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN

freeshooterxig:

freezepride:

scarecrowartist:

Ever since Otakon I’ve been feeling this tugging at my creative heartstrings to make some doujins of my OTPs. Lexvex happened to be the one that I had an idea for.

This is really like…. a SUPER rough. I actually am thinking about elaborating on this. Making it a 10-15 page doujin. Cleaned up and everything.

WE SHALL SEEEEEEE

I’m just gonna pile all these feelz up in this corner over here and roll around for a while. WHY U SO GOOD AT DRAWING MY OTPSSSSS? This is awesome. :D

///”Making it a 10-15 page doujin”
ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN

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Song: Dance in the Dark
Artist: Lady GaGa
Album: Dance in the Dark - Single
Played: 128,015 times.

jacobsuxx:

Lady GaGa - “Dance in the Dark”

"The record is about a girl who likes to have sex with the lights off, because she’s embarrassed about her body. She doesn’t want her man to see her naked. She will be free, and she will let her inner animal out, but only when the lights are out.

She doesn’t feel free without the moon. These lyrics are a way for me to talk about how I believe women and some men feel innately insecure about themselves all the time. It’s not sometimes, it’s not in adolescence, it’s always.

The song isn’t called ‘Dance in the Light,’ I’m not a gospel singer trying to cross people over. What I’m saying is, ‘I get it. I feel you, I feel the same way, and it’s OK.’”

not-safe-for-earth:

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I snorted audibly at that last one and had to explain myself

sirdef:

"heeeey tony. just wondering, was that steve rogers (aka captain america, the sentinel of liberty, and the man who holds the record for most punches delivered to hitler’s face) who just walked into a meeting, handed you flowers, said ‘uh’, and ran out?"
for supersoldiers

sirdef:

"heeeey tony. just wondering, was that steve rogers (aka captain america, the sentinel of liberty, and the man who holds the record for most punches delivered to hitler’s face) who just walked into a meeting, handed you flowers, said ‘uh’, and ran out?"

for supersoldiers

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

tropius:

holmes-less:

lucifersaxon:

calmility:

the fastest word i can type is motherlode

almost 70,000 people get this joke like is a fandom thing or can you all must type motherlode really fast what is going on

NO ONE SAY ANYTHING

i dont get it